Category Archives: Pilot

We’ve all had jobs that we hated just so we could pay our rent, buy food, and have health insurance. Ribbit and Rabbit sold their bodies to an evil scientist, Dr. Footface, and became his henchmen for exactly the same reason. In this economy, can you really blame them? Like other mutated henchpeople that haveContinue reading “RIBBIT RABBIT”

When we were growing up, people actually watched TV. They didn’t endlessly scroll through their preferred streaming service while using their phone on the toilet. They sat their fat asses on the couch and let TV passively wash over them like real fucking Americans. A big part of the TV-watching experience was the commercials andContinue reading “COMMERCIAL TV”

Crummy is one of many different kinds of Crumpits — magical creatures who exist to teach kids and guide them through their early developmental years. But Crummy isn’t like most Crumpits, as you can see in this episode where Crummy teaches his kid, Freddy, the value of friendship. Crummy is kind of Loserville’s unofficial mascot.Continue reading “CRUMMY CRUMPIT”

The titular Dynamite Joe is the self-proclaimed “World’s Greatest Adventurer.” His grad assistant/documentarian would disagree. In DYNAMITE JOE AND THE BOX OF SECRETS, Joe and Raj stumble upon a cave that houses the titular Box of Secrets: a talking, ancient, mystical box that claims to house all of the secrets of human history. Weirdly enough,Continue reading “DYNAMITE JOE AND THE BOX OF SECRETS”

Finger Guns is the kind of cop action hero who doesn’t play by anyone else’s rules and shoots first, asks questions later — a trope that, safe to say, hasn’t aged very well. In fact, he’s been fired several times before, but he always manages to redeem himself. Sort of. Well, he at least managesContinue reading “FINGER GUNS”

Some people will probably watch this and think, “Wow, I can’t believe these two unknowns got the real [INSERT FAMOUS COMEDIAN’S NAME HERE] to work on their cartoon for no pay.” Well, if you can believe, that’s not the real [AFOREMENTIONED FAMOUS COMEDIAN] — that’s just pitch-perfect impersonation. However, we would be open to recastingContinue reading “EDDIE MURPHYBED”